Roasted 9 months ago based on oliper's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, oliper, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s emo kid's diary got lost in a tropical smoothie shop. Seriously, you’ve got enough genres here to host an identity crisis at a music festival. "Indonesian Pop" and "Emo Rap" don’t exactly blend together like peanut butter and jelly, more like avocado toast and sushi burger—an abomination. You’re treating genres like they’re Pokémon cards, collecting them all in a desperate attempt to prove you're "cultured." Spoiler alert: You’re just a confused soul who tries to find comfort in a chorus of existential dread. Your top artists read like a list for a support group of sad teens. Bring Me The Horizon? Yeah, more like Bring Me A Therapist! And just when we thought it couldn't get any more tragic, you roll in with Gracie Abrams and LANY. Are you broken, or just really good at pretending to be? Your Spotify looks like a breakup playlist that keeps on breaking up, featuring emotional roller coasters that would make even your Spotify algorithm question its life choices. Juice WRLD and My Chemical Romance? Wow, someone's really going for "most likely to cry into their pillow at night" award. Let’s talk about those most played songs for a second. "if u could see me cryin' in my room”? We see you alright, and it’s less “oh, heartbreak” and more “please stop, you’re scaring the cats!” The only thing deeper than your emotional crisis is the unexplainable need to play "Nina" by .Feast on repeat. I don't know whether to offer you a hug or recommend a session of karaoke to lighten the mood. So, oliper, here's my advice: try jamming to something a little less tragic next time. Who knows, maybe "Soft Pop" is where your therapist is hiding all the happy vibes you desperately need!
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