Roasted 5 months ago based on Pratts's long term Spotify stats.

Pratts, your Spotify profile reads like the world's most confused mixtape, like someone had a midlife crisis while browsing through a global music store. "Indian Indie" and "K-Ballad" sit next to "Southern Gothic" as if they formed some kind of artistically dysfunctional family. Honestly, I've seen more cohesive playlists from a toddler smashing a keyboard. At this point, you need a "What the heck do I even like?" section, because we both know this genre collection looks like it was thrown together by a cat walking on a keyboard. Your top artists are the sonic equivalent of showing up to a potluck with nothing but plain bread. Sure, Taylor Swift is a star, but unless she’s singing about your overly eclectic taste in music, her presence here won’t save you from the awkward silence that follows that reveal. Jahnavi Harrison and Ludovico Einaudi—you really did that, huh? It’s like you used a random music generator and only prayed for no one to notice. I mean, Ethel Cain mingling with devotional bhajans? What’s next, a duet of Halley Joelle and John Mayer while baking cookies? And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. "Namo Namaha" and "Last Kiss (Taylor's Version)"? I didn’t know we were jumping from spiritual enlightenment to heartbreak all in one playlist. Are you trying to find inner peace or just avoiding it? At this point, you’d have more luck winning a game of “What’s that genre?” by mixing genres in a blender and flipping a coin. If Spotify ever starts a support group for lost souls like you, I’ll gladly be the first to sign up.

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