Roasted 10 months ago based on Takeru Yoshida's long term Spotify stats.

Takeru Yoshida, huh? It’s like your Spotify picks are a blend of a teenage diary and a midlife crisis at a music festival. Do we really need 17 sub-genres of techno in a playlist that could probably cure insomnia? Honestly, with all that “Bedroom Pop,” you’d think you were trying to bathe the world in sappy love songs while getting zero action in your own personal bedroom. Let's face it—“Hard Techno” is just a fancy way of saying, “I’m on the verge of a meltdown but still want to dance my problems away.” As for your top artists, it's like a who's who of “I can't decide what I want, so I’ll just take a little bit of everything.” You’ve got “beabadoobee” on repeat like you’re trying not to let the world forget your crush from high school. And, sure, we get it, you love “Laufey”—clearly, you’d go to war for her 10% of good music even if you slept through her entire last concert! Your eclectic mix reads like you’ve accidentally joined a social media influencer's playlist while scrolling through Instagram on a rainy day. And let’s talk about those most played songs. A stellar lineup like “You’re Here That’s the Thing” won’t just convince your friends you’ve got good taste—it’ll certainly convince them that you’ve been emotionally compromised for about six months straight! The only steady relationship in your life seems to be with “Laufey,” and at this point, it’s reaching that phase where you should probably just write her a love letter or start a fan club. So please, for the love of your Spotify account (and everyone’s mental health), elevate your playlists before someone mistakes your life choices for an extended sad boy montage.

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