Roasted 2 years ago based on emmsblues's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Xmmx, your Spotify playlist screams “I peaked in middle school!” with more basic pop than a high school dance party. I mean, let’s break this down: your top artists read like a who's who of who to avoid at a grown-up dinner party. If I wanted to hear about your undying love for Harry Styles, I’d just call your mom—because she’s clearly the only one still interested in your One Direction phase. You’ve got more Harry Styles tracks than originality, and honestly, that takes talent! Your eclectic mix of genres, especially “Argentine Rock” and “Ska Argentino,” is like trying to find flavor in wet cardboard; no one asked for this infinite quest of mediocrity. We get it, you’re trying to impress us with your Latin alternative flair, but it just sounds like your Spotify is as confused as you are about what decade it is. And with a top 10 list dominated by, let’s be real, a boy band that disbanded before TikTok was even invented, it’s like you’re trying to collect every song that will make future generations roll their eyes in absolute disbelief. And let’s not even get started on the love songs. Your most played tracks might as well have been titled “Therapy in B-Flat Major” because clearly, you’re still processing something from seventh grade. It’s as if every breakup you’ve never had is haunting your playlist like an awkward ghost at a Halloween party, refusing to leave you alone. Ironically, at this point, the only thing louder than your overly emotional playlists is the sound of your love life: complete silence. So here’s to you, Xmmx! May your Spotify profile always remind you of why they invented the "skip" button.

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