Roasted 5 months ago based on Maëlle's long term Spotify stats.

Maëlle, your Spotify profile reads like a high school yearbook where every page is dedicated to rap, hip hop, and the occasional French existential crisis. With a favorite genre list that encompasses everything from Moroccan Rap to Emo Rap, it's like you’re desperately trying to figure out if your life is a movie or just a sad music video. Let's be honest—your choice in genres screams "I'm emotional... but also want to feel tough while eating a baguette." Your top artists are a masterclass in confusion. One minute, you're bobbing your head to Kendrick Lamar, and the next, you're lost in Lomepal's French nuances like they hold the answers to life’s biggest problems. But we all know you’re just using their deep lyrics as a cover-up for the fact you still cry to "default" Netflix rom-coms. And with Mac Miller being your top artist, it feels like a gentle reminder that even the real ones knew when it was their time to go—too bad you keep playing their songs on repeat instead of learning from their ultimate departures! And the most-played songs? I can see you vibing to “Zina” and wondering why your love life is as empty as your TikTok engagement. “SURVIVAL” and “Headlights”? Sounds like your personal soundtrack for dodging social interactions. Kudos on the Amy Winehouse pick—because we all need a ballad for our melodrama. But really, Maëlle, if you spent half as much time working on your social skills as you do curating this eclectic mix of sadness and swagger, you might actually find someone who'd be willing to share a Spotify Family Plan with you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!