Roasted 10 months ago based on nottofuxwater's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "nottofuxwater," the musically confused avatar who, based on your genres alone, seems to have a permanent emotional hangover. Emo, screamo, and hyperpop? It's like you threw a tantrum in a music store and just picked up whatever was on the floor. Your playlist reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis, and at this rate, I expect you’ll be listening to lullabies by next week. Seriously, your music tastes are a mood ring that looks suspiciously like a deep dive into a teenage angst forum. And let's talk about your top artists for a second. You’ve got a mix that screams "I can't commit!" Did you think you could sprinkle some Lana and Doja on top of your whiny Pierce The Veil obsession to dissolve the tear stains from your favorite flannel? To be fair, it's impressive how you managed to make Taylor Swift sound like an emotional support animal for a generation of folks who still cry over their high school crushes. At this point, your top artists are so varied, I'm convinced you're just trying to find a soundtrack for all the different shades of your existential dread. But the crown jewel of your profile? The fact that Lana Del Rey dominates your most played list like a pre-teen who just discovered angst-filled poetry. Congratulations! You’ve officially turned your Spotify into an artistic therapy session. Keep it up, and you might just earn yourself a free subscription to “How Not to Be a Hot Mess.” Honestly, it takes talent to curate a collection that both embodies and mocks the very essence of your vibe. Kudos! Now, let’s hope your next playlist doesn’t come with a side of impending doom.

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