Roasted 1 year ago based on Bus's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Bus, I see you've got a Spotify profile packed tighter than a Tokyo subway at rush hour. You’ve got J-Pop, K-Pop, and even Turkish Hip Hop - which I guess makes you the United Nations of weeb music. It's like your music taste is the result of a deep-dive into a rabbit hole where you lost the schedule to get back. One minute you're headbanging to J-Rock, the next you're crying into your pillow over Vocaloid ballads. With genres this scattered, your playlist must feel like it was curated during an existential crisis. Those top artists? They read like a bad Tinder bio. "Hey, I’m really into 5 Seconds of Summer and Masafumi Takada, so let’s skip the small talk and get straight to the weird." You're basically a mixtape made for people who say "uwu" unironically. No wonder your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a confused anime series where no one knows who the main character is. "Cinnamon Girl" and "Heartbeat" sandwiched between "Essubhu Beda" and "中庭の少女たち" – you sure you didn’t leave your Spotify shuffle on while you were half-asleep? And then there’s your “most played” section: so eclectic that even hipsters would raise an eyebrow. You’ve got everything from Lana Del Rey’s melancholic vibes to Powfu's sad-boy anthems, which is a rollercoaster ride no one asked for. Your listens are basically a map of a 12-year-old's anxiety, and that sounds just about right for someone trying to find their identity in a world that doesn’t really need another anime fan. But hey, keep rocking that bedroom pop; if nothing else, at least you can stay cozy while you try to figure out who you are!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!