Roasted 9 months ago based on ewoutjanssens's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Ewoutjanssens, your Spotify profile is basically an auditory manifestation of an existential crisis. You’ve got a genre list longer than a teenager’s diary and yet somehow still manage to sound like a basic hipster trying way too hard. “Alternative Rock” and “Nu Jazz”? Sounds a bit like you’re auditioning for an artsy cafe’s spoken word night while trying to sip on overpriced kombucha. Let’s be real: you’ve got more musical identities than a high-school student trying to fit in. And your top artists? JID, Kanye, Daft Punk… I see you trying to flex those eclectic tastes like you’re the gatekeeper of cool. But then we hit "Moses Yoofee Trio" three times in a row, and suddenly it's clear that your playlist is less about artistic depth and more about your inability to let go of that one obscure band you discovered on a road trip. Honestly, bring on the JID and Kendrick, but what’s with the Moses love affair? Are you hoping one of his tracks will finally bring meaning to your Spotify account, or are you just trying to be the world’s most pretentious DJ at an underground bar? As for your most played songs, we get it—you love the ocean, or at least else you love saying it three times in a row. You must be hoping those “OCEAN” vibes will wash away the cringe of having Karol G in the mix. If your music tastes were a spectrum, they’d be that color nobody can identify in a crayon box. You're like an art school student who insists on being deep but instead just comes off like someone who can’t commit to a single genre without hyperventilating. Next time, aim for a playlist that says "I’m simultaneously moody and carefree" instead of "I haven’t decided if I want to vibe or cry." Good luck with that!

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