Roasted 1 year ago based on Tailmaw's long term Spotify stats.

Tailmaw, your Spotify profile is a sonic dumpster fire that perfectly encapsulates the inner turmoil of someone who can’t decide if they want their music to sound like a rave at a haunted house or a therapy session with a clown. Seriously, your love for Hyperpop and Horrorcore is a bold choice—like someone serving cotton candy alongside a side of graveyard dirt at a summer barbecue. It’s like you’re trying to celebrate life and mourn the loss of your sanity in one playlist. How therapeutic! And let's talk about those favorite artists. Bladee and Yung Lean? Nice try, but unless you’re trying to achieve peak “I'm sad, but make it fashion,” your taste is like a punchline that misses the joke entirely. Did you pick them because their music sounds like if a glitchy robot had an existential crisis while scrolling through emo memes? I mean, I can't decide if you're an art student or just really into trying to sound cooler than you really are. Spoiler alert: you’re succeeding only in making me worry about your mental health. Your most played songs read like a list of titles that should come with a warning label. "Is there a place in heaven for boys like me?" um, maybe if you get some semblance of taste, but right now, it sounds like heaven would rather turn you away at the pearly gates. "Apollon" by Ghost Mountain? What are you trying to say, that your life’s been a series of failed attempts to reach a deity who doesn’t even recognize you? Bro, just remember—when you’re jamming to “Hanging From The Bridge,” it’s time to rethink your life choices. Here’s hoping your music finds a therapist, because it’s clear you need one.

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