Roasted 2 months ago based on katjaoe's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, Katjaoe, what do we have here? A Spotify profile that reads like the “I-can’t-decide-which-kind-of-rap-I-like” buffet. It’s like you took a tour through every sub-genre of hip hop and gathered them into one chaotic playlist. Seriously, you’ve got more rap categories than there are flavors at Baskin-Robbins! It's only a matter of time before “criminally bad” becomes a new genre just to describe your taste in music. Your top artists are a veritable who’s who of hip hop royalty, yet your playlist is screaming, “Help! I’m stuck in the early 2010s and I can’t get out!” With Kendrick Lamar getting more airtime than your own brain, it’s safe to say your personality is on a one-way ticket to Compton, whether you like it or not. Drake and Kanye are over here being the biggest bittersweet moments of your life, while it’s clear the only thing more confusing than your favorite artists is your dating history—fingers crossed those cringy emo rap vibes don’t seep into your love life too! And let’s talk about those most played songs. My dude, if Kendrick Lamar was a superhero, you’d be his sidekick, forever in the shadows eager to recite his bars at a karaoke night where you’ll inevitably bomb. Your playlist looks less like “my life soundtrack” and more like “deeply regrettable life choices.” I mean, the only reason “Infrunami” made it into your top ten is that you were hoping no one would notice you accidentally clicked on a Steve Lacy song. Spoiler alert: We noticed! So in summary, get ready to explain to your friends how your Spotify Wrapped became a prime example of modern-day identity crisis.

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists