Roasted 2 months ago based on Noah's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Noah, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a 14-year-old facing a midlife crisis. With a favorite genre list longer than your attention span, you’ve somehow managed to make “melodic rap” sound like a new flavor of ramen noodles. Are you just one Spotify playlist away from a full-blown identity crisis? I half expect to see “Anime” as a genre on your Tinder profile too. Come on, buddy, even your genres can’t decide if they want to be serious or take a nap! Your top artists list is a “who’s who” of the past five years: it’s like you woke up one day and decided to put every mainstream artist on shuffle while scrolling through TikTok. Drake and Kendrick Lamar, we get it—you have impeccable taste for a guy who still thinks the biggest existential crisis is if he should add “Rage Rap” to his playlist or just “cry in silence to Lo-Fi beats” while reconsidering life choices. Seriously, I’m convinced you only like “PARTYNEXTDOOR” because Tinder told you to work on your social skills and that’s the only “party” you can handle. Most played songs? I didn’t know “Dopamine Dependency” was a genre! It’s like you’re trying to unlock a secret achievement for the most cliché playlist, one Drake song at a time. Haven’t you heard? Listening to “euphoria” does not count as therapy. Newsflash: no amount of “In My Feelings” can mask the fact you just can’t stop playing the same six tracks like you’re stuck in some kind of musical Groundhog Day. So here’s a thought: maybe try branching out a little? Or not. Keep doing you, I guess—it’s not like you can get any less interesting.

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