Roasted 1 year ago based on derneese's long term Spotify stats.

Derneese, your Spotify profile reads like the guilty pleasure section of a dad's mixtape from 2001. I mean, we get it—you're all about that “house life,” but how many different ways can you say “I’m awkward at parties but I love the DJ”? Listing eight different types of house music is the kind of content that would put an insomniac to sleep faster than your aunt’s cat at a family barbecue. Chillwave and Lo-Fi? Buddy, quit pretending you’re an underground gem; you’re just a vinyl record away from declaring yourself a wannabe hipster on a quest for the perfect avocado toast recipe. And let’s talk about your top artists! Tibetan Meditation? Was this a choice or a cry for help? I’m actually convinced your Spotify is just an elaborate cover for your secret life as a meditation guru. You’ve got “Gorgon City” and “John Summit” with some deep cuts, mixed with more random names than a random password generator. If “Gorgon City” and “John Summit” had a kid, it would be you—lost somewhere between bad singles and an existential crisis. I mean, the only thing these artists have in common is that their events probably have a “no talking” rule because of how seriously you take this "chill" craft. Now let’s revisit your most played songs—what even is “Fade Out (with MKLA)”? This is the kind of track you play while deciding whether to text your ex or take up knitting. Seriously, if your musical taste gets any more obscure, I’m going to assume it's just a front for your next art project, "Sounds of Desperation." You’ve got a playlist trend going on that just screams, “I’m here for the vibes, but really just hoping to find a hidden meaning behind this deep bass.” Here's the tea: at this point, you might as well add "Sad House Music for Professional Overthinkers" to your genre list, because we’re all just trying to figure out where your interest in “melodic techno” leads you. Spoiler: it likely leads to an intense discussion about the merits of silence.

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