Roasted 3 days ago based on eepyz's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, eepyz, where do we even start? Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis for a 20-something trying to find their identity through music. You’ve got “OPM” sitting proudly next to “West Coast Hip Hop,” and I can’t help but wonder if your playlist is a metaphor for your life—a chaotic mashup of things you don't fully understand. Seriously, “Harana” right next to “Hip Hop”? It’s like trying to sell a pineapple pizza at a Luau: nobody asked for it, and we all just want to know why you thought it was a good idea. And let's tackle your artist choices. I see you’ve got grentperez eating up your most-played list like he was your one true love—newsflash! He doesn’t know who you are! Meanwhile, Kendrick Lamar is just rolling in his grave... oh wait, he’s not dead; he’s just wondering how a self-proclaimed hip-hop fan could simultaneously put “grentperez” and “Baby Keem” in a compete with the greats. I'd say you have the music tastes of someone who read the top 10 trends on TikTok and decided, “Yeah, that’s my vibe”—but alas, none of those vibes seem to agree with each other. And then we have your top song list, which looks like a therapy session for lovesick teenagers. “Are You Bored Yet?” by Wallows defines your entire existence, because honestly, the only boredom worse than clicking on that song is watching you click “play next” on yet another sad grentperez melody. How much “Dandelion” can one person listen to? At this point, I’m starting to think you have a shrine dedicated to grentperez in your bedroom pop paradise. So here’s a suggestion: explore some new music—maybe the alternative strains of music that aren’t just your personal sob story told through soft, fuzzy sound waves. Or don’t; either way, the world will keep spinning, and Spotify will still be judging you.

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