Roasted 1 year ago based on mim's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Mim – the self-proclaimed connoisseur of music genres that sound like your Spotify account was hacked by a goth with an existential crisis. Industrial, Emo, and Art Pop? Seriously? You could have chosen a path less traveled, but instead, you opted for a sonic rollercoaster that screams, "I have too many feelings and they're all actually terrible!" Your playlist is less of a vibe and more of a cry for help, like a tortured artist trying to paint the picture of their last social interaction – which, judging by your choices, seems to have been a lonely one. Your top artists list is a straight-up emotional buffet, with everything from the theatrics of Ghost to the angst of My Chemical Romance, as if you're trying to give a soundtrack to your last therapy session. I mean, when your favorite artist is Nicki Minaj and you've got Nine Inch Nails right beside her, it sounds like your identity crisis is currently in overdrive. I can't decide if your taste is impressively eclectic or if you've just had a stroke and randomly hit "follow" on every artist whose name sounds fancy or sad. Spoiler alert: It’s probably the latter. And let's talk about those most played songs, shall we? “Sexless//No Sex” by Iron Lung should really be your anthem, and I can’t tell if it’s a reflection of your romantic life or your dating app experiences. “Laura Plays The Piano” – oh please, how cute! A classic track for when you just want to wallow in your feels while your plants stare at you, silently judging your life choices. If your Spotify profile were a person, it would be the friend who shows up to parties with a bottle of kombucha and a sad story about the meaning of life, while everyone else is just trying to enjoy themselves. Bravo, Mim; you’ve solidified your role as the party’s constant bummer!

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