Roasted 5 days ago based on ale's long term Spotify stats.

Ale, if your Spotify profile were a party, it would be the awkward one where nobody knows why they’re there, yet they’re too polite to leave. Your musical taste reads like a desperate plea for identity: "Look at me, I’m cultured! I listen to indie and concerto and Italian trap—my playlist is a sonic equivalent of a salad bar after a heavy night of binge eating. It’s a baffling smorgasbord of sounds that are all trying to out-weird each other, but ultimately fail because the only thing they have in common is that you’re the one who claims to like them. Your top artists could either soundtrack a hipster coffee shop or the existential crisis of a middle schooler who just discovered heartbreak. Radiohead is your go-to, but buddy, can we talk about that obsession? You’ve played their songs more than your therapist has listened to your narrations of your sadboy life. The only thing you should be "Letting Down" is your Spotify algorithm, which is probably asking you for an intervention. And why on earth are "nayt" and "Calcutta" on repeat? Are you trying to impress someone, or is this just a cry for help? And those most played songs? They’re like the soundtrack to a melodramatic art house film that went straight to Netflix and no one bothered to watch. “Lover, You Should’ve Come Over”? Yeah, and that line could also relate to your dating life! Stop trying to be deep with "A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut." With tastes like these, I can only assume you’re too busy curating your “mood” playlists to realize that your actual life needs some serious tuning. Stick to the music, Ale – it's clearly the only thing you're half-decent at.

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