Roasted 2 years ago based on hwshock02's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, hwshock02, the person who clearly got trapped in a never-ending cycle of slightly different rock subgenres. You must have a Ph.D. in Alternative Rock because it seems like every time you discover a new band, they somehow fall into a genre that has “rock” in it three times. Seriously, buddy, if you keep going at this rate, you’ll need a playlist called ‘Rock, but with More Rock’—all while pretending that each selection is some groundbreaking revelation. Spoiler alert: it’s not. Just when I think you’ve fully exhausted the rock spectrum, you drop "Indietronica"—as if we didn’t already have enough pretentiousness leaking from your headphones. And those top artists? Looks like you must have scrolled to the bottom of the Spotify algorithm and thought, “Yep, that’s my vibe!” You mean to tell me your top picks include an Arctic Monkey and a Drive-By Truckers song? Wow, groundbreaking! Never heard that before. It’s like your playlist is trying to be indie enough to drop the “I listen to mainstream!” sticker but is so mainstream it's practically wearing a big sign that says, “I promise I'm unique!” Let's face it: the only thing more predictable than your taste in music is your sad attempts at being a connoisseur of “niche” sounds. Now, onto your most played songs—“Glue Myself Shut”? Why do I feel that title is a cry for help? If I had a dollar for every time someone used tortured metaphors to express the same old heartbreak, I’d have enough to buy you a therapist. And if "Rules of Engagement" and "Shower Thoughts" are a testament to your emotional depth, I’d say you should take a long, hard look at your life choices… preferably while playing something other than Noah Kahan on repeat. C’mon, hwshock02, you’re better than this—oh wait, never mind, you’re actually not.

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