Roasted 25 days ago based on teewsee ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to teewsee ☆'s Spotify profile, where your taste in music is as eclectic as a thrift shop on clearance day. Seriously, I haven't seen this level of genre commitment since my grandma tried to decorate her living room with every design style from the 1970s. Art Rock and City Pop? You must have a personal mission to frustrate every DJ at your local bar. Don't worry, that sound you hear is just your playlist dying of confusion. Your top artists read like a compilation of dad's favorite records - Genesis, Sade, and Phil Collins? Are you curating the world's most tragic wedding playlist or just preparing for an art gallery opening that never quite happened? And what's with the obsession over soft rock? If there’s a scale for misplaced nostalgia, you’re breaking the meter with those selections. I half-expect to see "Yacht Rock" making an appearance because, let’s be honest, we know you secretly have a soft spot for it too. Now, let's talk about your most played songs. "Don't Know Why"? More like "Don't Know Why You're Like This." Somehow, your taste manages to scream existential angst and summer nostalgia at the same time - I'm impressed! It’s almost as if your mood swings inspired a soundtrack so confusing even Netflix wouldn't know how to categorize it. So keep on spinning those tracks, teewsee ☆. At this point, you’re practically a walking ‘Feeling Something’ playlist, and honestly, that’s a vibe—I just can’t tell if it’s good or just tragic comedic genius.

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