Roasted 2 years ago based on njera's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, njera, where the Spotify winds have blown you smack-dab into the convoluted spaghetti bowl of genres – "Pop Urbaine"? Really? It sounds like something you'd find in the fridge after a late-night snack run. You’ve got French Hip Hop and R&B Francais like you’re trying to convince everyone that you’re a sophisticated connoisseur of culture, but we all know these playlists scream “I just Googled ‘How to look cool at a party’.” Honestly, if I were the resume for musical taste, I'd fire you on the first line. Your top artist list looks like a group project where everyone showed up just to mess around. "I’m Good Luv, Enjoy."? Sounds suspiciously like the anthem of someone whose social life is a decorative cactus. And “Doliprane”... is that a song or a prescription? Those most played tracks are like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis that’s afraid to commit – half pop, half existential dread. Do you listen to them while scrolling through TikTok, or do you just sit in silence, contemplating the choices that led you to this confusion of sound? And don’t even get me started on "POV: Indie." What's the POV? You and your Spotify wrapped crying into your overpriced piccolo latte because you can’t decide if you want to be famous or just a mysterious figure at underground coffee shops? Your taste reeks of “I started collecting vinyls before I knew how to pronounce ‘vinyl’.” Keep this up, and the only thing you’ll be curating is a collection of regrettable decisions. But hey, at least you’re making music exist in a haunting soundscape of pure chaos. Good luck with that!

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