Roasted 2 years ago based on dani's long term Spotify stats.

Dani, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate attempt to be the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone awry. With a genre list that looks like you swiped right on every trending sound in a 10-mile radius, it’s clear you’re not just a casual listener; you’re a musical buffet where nobody really knows what they ordered but are too polite to leave. Seriously, “UK Pop” and “Conscious Hip Hop” in the same breath? You must serve up existential crisis dinners for friends. I didn't realize we need a map and a color-coded chart to understand your taste! Your top artists are the ultimate “I want to look cultured while still watching TikToks” playlist. I get it, Tyler, The Creator and Billie Eilish bring the vibe, but NF and Kanye? It's like attending a Harvard seminar on why emotional distress and egos the size of the moon should coexist. And what’s with the inclusion of Cat Burns? Are you trying to flex how obscure yet trendy your taste is? You know what they say: one person's deep cuts are another person's deep snooze. Now, scrolling through your most played songs feels like peeling back layers of self-sabotage. “How To Never Stop Being Sad” followed immediately by “Can’t Catch Me Now”? Wow, talk about music therapy at its finest! It's like the soundtrack of every awkward therapy session where the therapist runs out of actual advice and just hits shuffle on your feelings. But don’t worry, Dani, we see you filling your ears with every flavor of self-loathing and existential dread while trying to convince yourself it’s *art*. Bravo, really.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!