Roasted 8 months ago based on Ahmet Muaz Kahraman's long term Spotify stats.

Ahmet Muaz Kahraman, the walking Spotify ad for "how not to make friends at parties." Your music taste is so niche, even your playlists have a better chance of going viral on a YouTube tutorial for creating the perfect Turkish tea. It's like you've decided to collect genres like some people collect stamps, but I’d be surprised if anyone has ever requested a sample of your playlist, unless they were looking to relive their awkward high school years in a Turkish film. Your top artists read like a “who's who” of the Turks most likely to show up at your basement karaoke party, which let's be honest, nobody wants to attend. You could throw a documentary screening about all the artists on your list, but just like your last Tinder date, it would have some people wondering how you got this far and why they'd even care. Eminem slips in there like the unwanted guest trying to impose a party atmosphere on an otherwise somber meeting of the Turkish musical cult you seem to have formed. And then comes your most played songs, a testament to your questionable taste. It's like an emo diary that got mixed up with a Turkish soap opera's soundtrack. “Hikaye Bitti Çoktan”? No truer words have been spoken about your social life. You may have a knack for discovering hidden gems, but let's be real: if we wanted to be haunted by an existential crisis set to Turkish rap, we would just scroll through your most played songs. Congratulations, Ahmet! You've created a Spotify profile that feels like an open mic night gone horribly, hilariously wrong.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!