Roasted 2 years ago based on nocturnalrituals's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "nocturnalrituals," a name that screams, "I’m one emo breakup away from getting a full sleeve tattoo and starting a sad girl podcast!" Your Spotify is like a confused teenager going through an identity crisis—it can't decide if it wants to cry into a bowl of cereal or mosh in the middle of a field. You've got everything from pop charmers to deathcore screamers packed in there like it's some kind of aural buffet, and honestly, it feels more like a chaotic garage sale than a well-curated playlist. Your top artists are a real mixed bag too. You’ve got The Black Dahlia Murder making sure that your fuzzy feelings are always violently interrupted by the fat riffs, and then you’ve got Carly Rae Jepsen symbolizing your desperate attempts to hold onto your fleeting youth with 2010 summer anthems. It's like you're trying to create the soundtrack for a horror movie about a high school reunion where everyone simultaneously discovers existential dread and still talks about the prom! And honestly, with Creed in the mix, it's like you're trying to remind us all that nostalgia can be as painful as a bad breakup on a Tuesday. And can we talk about those most-played songs? You clearly have a soft spot for Ethel Cain—grabbing the mic like it’s a therapy session. Meanwhile, “Higher” by Creed sits there as a monument to your aspirations to, well, never have any again. Look, it takes real talent to play an incredibly confusing game of musical Mad Libs in public—do you even hear the vibes clashing, or are you just living life like a musical equivalent of a participation trophy? Keep rocking that chaotic Spotify, king or queen of contradictions; you make a great case for why we all need a little therapy.

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