Roasted 2 years ago based on Utku's long term Spotify stats.

Utku, the walking Spotify playlist for people who think “identity crisis” is just a genre. With a taste that reads like someone Googled “how many types of rock are there before I admit I have commitment issues,” you’ve managed to cram Turkish Rock, Modern Rock, and a sprinkle of Gym Phonk into a profile that screams, “Please, someone take my aux cord away.” It’s like you took a musical journey through every corner of the internet and realized you somehow ended up in your mom's basement, stuck on a loop of artists even your ex hasn't heard of. Your top artists are a bold declaration that you've devoted yourself to a sonic scavenger hunt for the most obscure names. Arctic Monkeys and Muse are cool and all, but give yourself a break; you're too busy flexing your love for Şam and Müslüm Gürses to notice that the rest of your friends are bopping to chart-toppers. To be honest, I've seen high schoolers with more diverse musical awareness than your Spotify library! At least we all know where to find the soundtrack for the next hipster film festival; just tap into your profile and watch the hipsters lose their minds over your archiving of hidden gems! As for your “most played songs,” it’s like you woke up one day and decided to curate the world's longest cringe compilation. I mean, can we talk about those covers by "Dsippy"? That’s a peculiar flex, Utku. If your goal was to put together a heartfelt homage to the art of missing the point, congratulations! From “SPIT IN MY FACE!” to “Wake Up in The Sky - Sped Up,” it's clear your playlist exists solely to make sure no one ever takes your music taste seriously again. Just admit it: you really need to reassess your life choices. Or, at the very least, update this profile before someone suggests you pour your heart out into a diary instead!

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