Roasted 2 years ago based on FKNmacDdy's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, look at you, FKNmacDdy, living your best life one mediocre genre at a time. Your favorite genres read like the playlist of a sad teenager who just discovered that life is hard, but don’t worry too much; we all know you still haven't graduated from the school of "Stuck in my feelings." Metalcore and Cloud Rap? Talk about an identity crisis—you’re just one mixtape away from writing breakup poetry while banging your head against a wall. For a person with such an eclectic taste, you could've just listed “Music for people with extreme mood swings,” and it would have been more accurate. Let’s talk about those top artists. It’s like you raided a Hot Topic clearance bin and forgot that you could have just listened to actual good music instead of sampling a buffet of angsty vibes and overly emotional soundscapes. Seriously, your artist lineup looks like a sad social experiment to see how many feelings one person can have at one time. You’ve got "$uicideboy$" next to "Hozier"? News flash: one of them might be good for your mental health, and it's definitely not the one spitting rhymes about deep despair while collecting therapy bills like Pokémon cards. And then there are your top songs, which are a delightful mix of tracks that scream "Please validate my existence" and “I promise I have friends.” "Bankrupt" by Silverstein? What are you trying to tell us here, champ? That you’re financially and emotionally drained? At the very least, you’re guaranteed to bring a tear to the eye of anyone who listens while simultaneously cringing at your desperate need for affirmation through song choice. You may want to rethink your whole vibe, or at least swap out a few of these tracks for something a little more uplifting. Try Shakira for some authenticity or even some good ol' Taylor Swift to remind you that you don’t have to be sad all the time.
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