Roasted 9 months ago based on KRoolKid1400's long term Spotify stats.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold KingHollow177—a man so into rap that if he were any more obsessed, he’d be claiming his love for mashed potatoes comes from the 'G-Funk' era. Listen, buddy, having "melodic rap" listed as a genre is a cry for help. Pick a side! You’re out here mixing West Coast vibes with Emo rap like you’re trying to play a game of musical roulette where everyone gets shot down. Your top artists list reads like a desperate teenager’s Spotify suggestions—Kendrick Lamar followed by Lil Uzi Vert? What’s next, a collaboration with your mom's retirement home playlist? I can’t tell if you’re trying to make a statement about the duality of man or if you just can’t decide between crying in your room or turning up at a house party where the average age is 14. We get it, you’re *deep*, but your taste in music is like shopping at a clearance rack—mostly stale and all over the place. And let’s talk about those most played songs. Apparently, the only thing getting more play than "Timeless" is the sound of your mom reminding you to take out the trash. You’ve got “21 Questions” and “It Was A Good Day” on repeat, yet your day-to-day life is still about as interesting as watching paint dry. Seriously, if you put as much effort into living your life as you did curating this cringeworthy Spotify profile, you might actually find a moment worth soundtracking. But hey, keep up the hustle, because if nothing else, your playlists are a great source of entertainment for us all!
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