Roasted 2 years ago based on 🪐's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Russo, your Spotify profile reads like the ramblings of a teenager who accidentally stumbled upon a Hot Topic clearance rack and decided to embrace their inner edgelord. "Otacore"? Really? Sounds less like a genre and more like a Japanese breakfast dish you read about on those cringe anime forums. And let's be honest, you’ve got enough "Nu Metal" to fund a gumball machine full of cornrows and lip piercings. At this point, an audio therapist would just put you on mute. Your top artists are a chaotic blend of WWE theme songs and random YouTube guitar covers. If "Sullivan King" and "Hans Zimmer" were to collaborate, I imagine it would produce the world's most confusing soundtrack to a horror movie about a battle at a retro gaming tournament. And let's not even get started on your most played songs—does the "Deadly Smoke" by Nekki Games come with a side of disappointment? With those choices, it seems like you would need a neck brace from all the whiplash your taste is giving us. At this point, you might as well add "Guilty Pleasures" as a genre because nobody's buying that you actually enjoy these songs like it's wholesome music. You’re mixing edgy vibes with soundtrack scores as if they were ingredients for a potluck that’s somehow burned and stale. So, let’s raise a glass to your questionable choices, Russo! May your playlist be as confusing to everyone else as Drake is to a metalhead.

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