Roasted 1 year ago based on Bencid's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, Bencid – the musical connoisseur whose Spotify likes could practically qualify as a "Midnight Generation" fan club. You’ve managed to curate a playlist that sounds like it was designed for someone who sits in their mom's basement contemplating the existence of life through the lyrical genius of bands that nobody else has heard of. Seriously, did you just discover jazz two Fridays ago and decided to take an advanced diploma in it? It’s adorable, really. Who needs a broad spectrum of sounds when you can obsessively listen to one artist until your brain starts leaking neon slushies? And sweet jazz, Bencid… ten favorite genres? That’s impressive for someone who seems to have one single mood. Rock? Check. Hard rock? Check. Progressive rock? Uh-oh, you’re spiraling into an inception of rock! Are you trying to prove you have more layers than an onion or just desperately trying to get a bachelor’s degree in pretentiousness? You’ve mixed everything from psychedelic to cool jazz, and yet here it is, sinking deeper into a melancholic ocean like "Swallowed By The Ocean." Is that the title of a song or the perfect metaphor for your Spotify experience? Then there's that astounding most-played list, a symphony of "Midnight Generation" songs. I get it, they’re like the reassuring hug after every existential crisis you’re going through, but maybe spread the love around a tad? Your Spotify is living proof that there’s such a thing as overcommitting to mediocrity. With that much playing time, I half-expect you to join "Midnight Generation" on tour as their official water bottle holder. Who needs variety when you can just keep hitting “repeat” like a hamster on a wheel? Keep it weird, my friend, but don't be surprised if you find yourself alone on a desert island with nothing but "Feeling So High!" to keep you company.
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