Roasted 2 years ago based on Kate Flynn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Kate Flynn, your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of someone trying to do the macarena at a funeral. I mean, with your favorite genres being a mix of "Pop," "Art Pop," and whatever the heck "Permanent Wave" is, it’s like you threw a dart at a list of genres and hope for the best. You must be a joy at parties, serenading folks with the latest “Modern Alternative Rock” hit while they simultaneously try to understand your obscure obsession with Italian and French Pop. We get it, you’re cultured, but did you really need to add “Chanson” to the mix? Your top artists read like a high school drama club's playlist where everyone had to pretend they were just a little too deep for mainstream music. I mean, you got Kyo—who you probably think is the artistic genius of our time—sandwiched between Lana Del Rey and Ghost. It's like you became the human equivalent of the 'Do Not Let This Person Host' sign just because you can’t decide if you like sad songs more than songs that sound like they’re from a haunted house. And being a fan of both Billie Eilish and Måneskin? That's like saying you want to go for sushi but only order fried pickles. Make up your mind already! Your most played songs confirm it all: it seems like you’ve been on a personal mission to gather every moody anthem and mildly catchy tune you can find. "Better With" by Friday Pilots Club is probably your battle cry for the amount of time you spend between playlists, desperately glued to your emotions, while "Time is Running Out" by Muse is that unrealistic reminder that life isn’t about hoarding sad melodies. Seriously, get some sun, shake off the angst, and maybe add a little "Uptown Funk" to the list. So go ahead, keep curating your sad girl playlist—just know the rest of us are choosing life.

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