Roasted 1 year ago based on M/X's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, I/M, let’s dive into this Spotify dumpster fire you call a profile. Your favorite genres read like a middle school diary entry from someone who just discovered the internet and decided they’re an “emotional” genius. Seriously, if I wanted to hear a chaotic mashup of weird anime voices, heartbreak, and the soundtrack of a teenager’s existential crisis, I’d just listen to me trying to find a decent breakfast cereal at 8 AM. “Hyperpop”? More like hyper-please-stop! It’s like your life’s soundtrack was designed by a committee of your most insecure high school friends. And don't even get me started on your top artists. With names like “Baby Bugs” and “VIOLENT VIRA,” it’s hard to tell if I’m looking at your Spotify or the plot summary of the next trashy reality show. If “My Chemical Romance” and “Panic! At The Disco” are your idea of musical royalty, it's no wonder you’re stuck in a time loop of vinyl records and spiral notebooks. It's like you’re living in a pop-punk bubble while the world around you has evolved. Bravo, my friend. You’ve managed to curate a playlist that makes it sound like a 14-year-old was put in charge of the aux, and the end result is a sad, nostalgic fever dream. And those Most Played songs? Oh boy. “Until I Know” sounds like the soundtrack to your last date — you know, where you sat in awkward silence while you both pretended to be interested in the “deep” lyrics of glorified noise. With all that Baby Bugs love, I’m starting to feel like you secretly think they need to make it in the big leagues while you promote their mixtape at local pizza joints. Look, I admire your enthusiasm, but if your music taste were a dish, it’d definitely be a cold slice of regret. But hey, keep blasting those tunes! At the very least, you’ll provide us all with some good laughs while we figure out what the heck you’re listening to.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!