Roasted 2 years ago based on Goth In The Tropics's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "Goth In The Tropics," the only profile that manages to be both an existential crisis and a kiddie party at the same time. I mean, who knew that listening to "Pintinho Amarelinho" on repeat would be your great escape from the crushing weight of living under the oppressive sun? You’ve juggled dark themes and bright colors with the finesse of a toddler throwing a tantrum – it’s impressive, in a trainwreck sort of way. How do you even choose between an epic black metal riff and a bouncing chicken song? What’s next, a playlist titled 'Thrash Metal n' Tiddlywinks'? Your top artists read like a basement-dwelling misfit’s Spotify list with a severe identity crisis. Bathory and Galinha Pintadinha? That’s a combination nobody saw coming. Check your pulse, my friend, because at this point your musical taste is one erratic mood swing away from a full-blown mental breakdown. Not that I have anything against a little pandemonium, but if you’re trying to combine the lore of medieval Scandinavia with children's nursery rhymes, well, you're certainly revolutionizing the genre of 'confused.' Finally, let's take a moment to appreciate how your “most played songs” genuinely look like the soundtrack to the world’s weirdest documentary – “From Black Metal to Baby Shark in 60 Seconds.” Seriously, anyone who can go from the atmospheric depths of Ulver to singing along with a bright yellow cartoon chicken deserves some sort of musical medal… but probably not for excellence. Seriously though, at least you’re having fun, right? Maybe just keep the goth part a secret next time you're out in that tropical sunlight—no one needs that energy at brunch.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists