Roasted 19 days ago based on NonoLeBogoss's long term Spotify stats.

NonoLeBogoss, huh? It’s like you’ve taken every musical genre that sounds like a battle cry and made it your personal playlist. You know, for a guy with such heavy metal tastes, it’s ironic how your profile screams “I’m emotionally stable” while simultaneously wondering if love will ever find you. Listening to “Deathcore” when you could be swaying to something more uplifting—like, I don’t know, literally anything from Taylor Swift—is quite the choice. Have you considered that your Spotify algorithms might just be preparing for the apocalypse? Your top artists read like a hit list for anyone who enjoys harmony. Cannibal Corpse and Suicide Silence aren’t exactly the go-to artists for a romantic playlist, are they? Sure, we get it; you’re deeply misunderstood and thriving on the same angst that drove your high school band to play in your garage. But let’s be real: the only breakdowns here are the ones you’re utterly failed to achieve in your dating life. Show us the metal that resonates with your soul! Spoiler alert: it’s probably buried under seven layers of black eyeliner and old band t-shirts you refuse to let go of. And don’t even get me started on those played songs! You’ve dedicated yourself to Ensiferum like you owe them rent money. “Can’t Take My Eyes off You” by Frankie Valli is the true plot twist here; let's be honest, that track doesn't belong with the murderous screams of Dying Fetus. Maybe you’re hoping for a little romance between the riffs, but honestly, we all know that the only thing rising is the eyebrow we raise when we see your favorite Spotify tracks. At least you’ve got “Sad But True” on repeat—it's the perfect anthem for not getting any of the joy out of life beyond the stage-dives and mosh pits.

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