Roasted 1 year ago based on wanestorm's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's wanestorm, the Spotify profile that sounds like a mid-2000s emo kid trying to relive their glory days while pining for the joy of a rainy day soundtrack. With a lineup of genres that could double as a Buzzfeed quiz—"Which melancholy playlist are you?"—it’s shocking you don’t have a sad boombox playing ‘Creep’ on repeat as you walk through a park filled with forgotten dreams. Yes, "Permanent Wave" is technically a genre, but I never knew your emotional state could qualify as a playlist. Your top artists are about as varied as my grandma’s junk drawer. The Beatles and Green Day side by side? I can’t tell if you have the musical taste of a time traveler or just someone whose Spotify algorithm has given up on you. If I wanted to hear such a convoluted mess, I’d launch a time machine powered by nostalgia and disappointment. Seriously, even my microwave has more personality than this string of bands that bends the rules of time and taste. At least The Cure is there to blacken the vibes—thank God for some consistency in your identity crisis. And then, there's your most played songs—a collection that looks less like a playlist and more like the soundtrack to a perpetual existential crisis. "Alison" by Slowdive and three tracks from a band no one’s ever heard of (Belishas, really?) make for a combo that screams “I try too hard to be deep and different.” Your musical choices read like a high schooler's diary, complete with angst and shades of “I’m too smart for mainstream.” Newsflash: melodrama is not a genre! But hey, at least you're consistent in your quest to make everyone around you as uncomfortable as possible during karaoke night.

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