Roasted 1 month ago based on Angelic's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Angelic, bless your heart—your music taste resembles a dumpster fire attended by a bunch of angsty teenagers holding their favorite mixtapes in one hand and their parent's credit cards in the other. I mean, you’ve got more genres on your profile than a confused teenager’s Spotify account during an identity crisis. "Argentine Trap" and "Darkwave"? What are you trying to do? Summon the spirits of sad boy bands while dropping it low at a llama farm? Your playlist is the aural equivalent of wearing a cargo short with combat boots—an ensemble nobody asked for and regrettably cannot unsee. And let's talk about your top artists. You’ve got enough Lil Peep to flood an entire room with tears, and $uicideboy$ on repeat like you're conducting an emotional symphony in honor of your lost childhood. I can already hear your friends whispering behind your back, “Wow, Angelic really loves having dinner with a side of existential dread, doesn’t she?” At this point, if there were a number for how much you love Nicki Nicole, it would probably go beyond a figure and straight into the realm of obsession. I mean, girl, is there a support group for that, or do you just keep drowning in her choruses like they're a bottomless well of teenage angst? As for your most played songs, congratulations! You’ve officially turned your Spotify into a Nicki Nicole fan page—your average listens are making the rest of your favorite artists feel like uninvited guests at their own party. You’re just one step away from adding “Nicki Nicole’s number one fan” to your Tinder bio. So here’s a thought: maybe switch it up a bit, or else your friends might think you’re stuck in a time loop, desperately trying to escape the grips of a melodramatic episode of “Total Drama Island.” Just remember, variety is the spice of life—not just a sad playlist with some well-placed angst and an unhealthy obsession with one artist. Happy listening, you melodramatic jam queen!

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