Roasted 9 months ago based on sebas's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, sebas🇻🇪, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made in a middle school basement. I mean, you could turn a fire up into a raging inferno with that navigation through hip-hop's dark alleys of "Drill" and "Rage Rap". And then, just when you think we can't get any lower, bam—"Bedroom Pop"! Seriously, your playlist is the sonic equivalent of using a VPN to hide your questionable life choices. It’s impressive how you managed to blend all that aggression with a soft pillow talk vibe, like a grizzly bear cuddling with a stuffed animal. Let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got Playboi Carti and Pop Smoke riding the same bus as DJ Fb de Niteroi, who I’m pretty sure is just an over-caffeinated roommate with a borrowed controller and a SoundCloud account. Your music taste reads like a list of hipster names you’d find scribbled on a torn paper in a laundromat, crammed into the latest trends like a busted sausage into an unzipped pair of skinny jeans. If your Spotify was a buffet, everyone would be avoiding the mysterious, neon-green Jell-O on the end table—a.k.a. tracks that could cure your existential dread if they weren't primarily made for TikTok dances. And the cherry on top? Your 'most played' list is like an orphanage for forgotten bangers and DJ remixes—each track more perplexing than the last. "Magrão Subaquático 2023"? What even is that? Sounds like a nickname for a questionable aquatic creature surfacing in a low-budget horror movie. Imagine showing this playlist to a stranger; you’d have to explain that you’re not just stuck in a time loop but actively trying to escape it. At this point, I'm convinced your Spotify is less about what you like and more about showcasing every musical guilty pleasure you've kept under wraps. Bravo, sebas; may your taste forever remain an enigma that baffles even the most seasoned audiophiles!

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