Roasted 10 months ago based on Oliver's long term Spotify stats.

Oliver, huh? Sounds like the kinda name that would be scribbled on a middle school desk right next to a “YOLO” hashtag. You’ve obviously got the taste of a 16-year-old who just discovered the depths of “deep” music. “Rap,” “Rock,” and “Rage Rap”? Is your playlist a cry for help or just an elaborate excuse for you to nod along with your headphones while simultaneously skipping cardio? The emotional confusion from your mix of Emo Rap and Hard Rock could have been an entire movie plot about one dude’s existential crisis—except no one would actually want to watch it. Let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like you had an all-you-can-eat buffet of angst and swagger and then wondered why your Spotify selections look like the world’s most overused “favorites” list. I see you’ve curated a lineup that’s both impressive and deeply predictable. If you take another sip of Frank Ocean and his emotional turmoil after that much Kendrick and Kanye, you might just drown in your feelings and come out as an earnest poet or a meme. Spoiler alert: Nobody’s buying tickets for that one-man show. Your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a teen drama that got canceled after one season. “Smells Like Teen Spirit” among all that rap? Wow, your musical taste is like wearing socks with sandals—confusing, deeply questionable, but oddly charming in its own right. If you were trying to align with the average TikTok influencer's playlist, congratulations! You nailed it! Just remember, while you rage through your tracks, the rest of us are just here shaking our heads, wondering if “emo” was really a choice or just your permanent state of mind.

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