Roasted 9 days ago based on Stacy's long term Spotify stats.

Stacy, your Spotify profile is like a high school yearbook gone wrong—it's a confusing mix of nostalgia and regret. Pop Punk and Emo? I get it; you wanted a soundtrack for all those high school breakups that seemed to come faster than your grades. Seriously, with your favorite genres, it's like you've been stuck in a time loop, reliving every angst-ridden moment while clinging to a skateboard that you haven't touched since 2005. You really don’t need that many genres listed to tell us you're emotionally available, but here we are. Your top artists read like the ultimate playlist of "please feel sorry for me." From The Academy Is... to Ed Sheeran, it’s clear we're watching a car crash in slow motion. How do you go from "Screamo" to "Soft Pop"? It's like going from anarchy to a bubble bath—that's a transition I didn't know anyone could handle without severe emotional whiplash. Speaking of whiplash, I can't believe you're rocking Twenty One Pilots and Hawthorne Heights at the same time; it's like you can't decide whether to cry into your coffee or dance with a midlife crisis. You’ve got the auditory rollercoaster of a fourteen-year-old girl grappling with her playlist choices. And those most-played songs? How do you still manage to cry during "Chalk Outlines" but also jam to "Shivers" like nothing matters? “You're So Last Summer" feels like the entire mood of your Spotify profile—lasted too long and desperately in need of an upgrade. If you’re going to call yourself a ‘Screamo’ fanatic, at least give us the courtesy of throwing in a few hidden gems instead of a rotation of two-hit wonders. Come on, Stacy, give your earbuds a chance with some variety. But hey, it’s not all bad—at least you’re consistent in your emotional instability!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!