Roasted 3 months ago based on Mason Merryman's long term Spotify stats.

Mason Merryman, your Spotify profile is basically the musical equivalent of a 14-year-old kid’s MySpace page. Sea shanties? Seriously? I get it, you want to live out your pirate dreams, but with that selection, all you’re missing is a parrot on your shoulder and a treasure map that leads to the bottom of the ocean in a failed attempt to garner some respect. If I wanted to hear what drowning sounds like, I’d just listen to you scream when your favorite band drops a new album that doesn’t feature a single celtic beat. By the way, your obsession with soundtracks and scores makes me think you’re still trying to convince the world you have a cinematic lifestyle. Newsflash: the only thing your Spotify profile is scoring is a bunch of eye-rolls. Maybe you should put down the fancy headphones and take a break from living like an extra in a fantasy film. You’re not going to win an Academy Award for “Most Likely to Sing While Doing Dishes.” The only action your favorite scores are likely to inspire is someone coming to rescue you from a musical identity crisis. Glam metal and emo, huh? Talk about a clash of styles—it's like putting mayonnaise on a cupcake. One side is all about glitter and hairspray, while the other is upset about how many slushies they didn't drink in high school. And judging by your most played songs, if your love for Guns N' Roses was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole. At this rate, the only concert you'll be attending is the one inside your own head. Keep it up, Mason, and you’ll be known far and wide as the guy who brought boat music to the brooding rock scene. What an achievement!

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