Roasted 11 months ago based on William Elvin Manzano's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, William Elvin Manzano, the guy whose Spotify playlist reads like the diary of a 90s emo kid with too many feelings and not enough friends. Seriously, your favorite genres should come with a warning: “Caution: Listening may induce excessive hair flipping and poetry recitals.” With such an identity crisis between Alternative Rock and Nu Metal, I'm just surprised you haven't created a support group for sad guitar solos and growling angst. You wanted diversity in your playlist, but instead, you just served us a cacophony of existential dread dressed up in flannel. Let’s talk about those top artists. The Smashing Pumpkins and Limp Bizkit? Guess you took the phrase “opposites attract” a tad too literally. It’s like you’re trying to impress a room of hipsters while also reminiscing over Taco Bell runs in the back of a high school parking lot. And come on, David Bowie and Coldplay? One minute you're dancing under the starlight, and the next you're crushing it on your sad boy playlist while eating a pint of Ben & Jerry’s. If I had a cent for every time you played “Weak And Powerless,” I could finally afford therapy for your taste in music. And "Walls" by William Elvin? I'm not saying you're wrong for wanting to listen to your own music, but isn't that a little like a chef who only eats his own cooking while insisting it's Michelin-star quality? The only thing more tragic than your most played songs is the overwhelming amount of time you've devoted to “The Turn.” I mean, at this point, they're basically your musical sidekick. So here’s an idea: maybe step outside your Spotify bubble and, you know, discover something that doesn’t sound like it was produced in a high school garage!

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