Roasted 11 months ago based on Mich's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mich, you say you love "Bedroom Pop," but let's be honest: your entire music taste sounds like it was curated by a teenager in a rom-com who’s trying to impress their crush by quoting song lyrics instead of actually having a personality. "Rock," "Country," and "Rockabilly"? Wow, could you pick a more basic genre trifecta if you threw in "Pop" and "Nostalgia"? At this point, your Spotify is a time capsule for someone who peaked in high school listening to the same five artists on repeat and still thinks "Sea Shanties" deserve a place on their playlist—newsflash, you’re not a pirate! Now let’s talk about those top artists. Lizzy McAlpine and JVKE? It’s like you walked into a coffee shop and asked for the most overpriced, under-caffeinated combination possible. But hey, I get it; you want to feel deep and misunderstood while sipping your oat milk latte and pretending to be an indie music connoisseur. And "Greta Van Fleet"? More like "Greta Van Fleet, please take my credentials." You could have gotten Bob Dylan or The Beatles, but nah, you went full-on wannabe with a band that thinks they're Led Zeppelin when they’re really just last year’s Halloween costume rejection. And as for the songs you've chosen as your most played, can we just pause for a moment? "Interstellar Main Theme - Piano"? Did you accidentally turn your playlist into a soundtrack for an existential crisis? "Pancakes for Dinner"? That's adorable but also tells me that you still haven’t figured out how to adult properly. And "Hot Wings (I Wanna Party)"—I can just picture you imagining a wild night out while sitting at home watching TikTok, popcorn in hand. It’s time to either embrace your inner party animal or admit that you're just a cozy blanket burrito with a Mulled Wine playlist. Let’s level this up, Mich!

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