Roasted 1 month ago based on nori ⚭'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Nori, your Spotify profile is like a mixed tape made by someone who found their dad's record collection and then peppered in some existential dread from a 2009 emo phase. I mean, we get it, you like "Rock" and "New Wave"—that’s just a fancy way of saying you haven’t upgraded your music taste since your MySpace days. And don’t even get me started on these genres! “Rap Metal” and “Baroque Pop”? What are you trying to do, make a time machine that will only take you to 2001 occult basement parties? Your top artists read like a list of “Who’s That?” on a memories page of a nostalgic BuzzFeed quiz. Jeff Buckley and Lana Del Rey? Classic. The Arctic Monkeys are practically the soundtrack of your “I tried to be edgy but ended up on Spotify at 3 AM” phase. And really, Enej? I haven’t seen someone go so deep into the world music rabbit hole since that one guy at a party tried to impress everyone with his knowledge of obscure polka music. Newsflash: it hasn't worked out for him either. But the most played songs—oh boy—look like a cautionary tale of what happens when you let a millennial navigate through Spotify's algorithm. How do you go from “A Little Death” to “Nie Chcę Spać”? Did you lose a bet with your sleep schedule? And “Paparanoja”? If you've got paranoia over the fact that these are your most played songs, you should be! Embrace the cringe, Nori; you've made it so obvious that you’re just here for the playlist clout while we all know you secretly still sing "All Star" in the shower.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!