Roasted 2 months ago based on mary-ellen's long term Spotify stats.

Mary-Ellen, your Spotify profile is like a bad blind date: awkward, forced, and a large part of the population is just praying it ends soon. Seriously, you’d think “Yacht Rock” and “Red Dirt” were your personality types based on that genre list. Either you’re setting sail with some questionable taste or you’re raising cattle somewhere in the heartland while strumming a guitar—neither of which sounds remotely appealing. So many genres and yet, you manage to sound like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis. Your top artists list reads like a group of friends who agreed to show up but forgot to bring anything good to the party. Anyone who voluntarily has Morgan Wallen and Taylor Swift on repeat is truly living in a tragic crossover episode of "Dramalicious" in the sad, sad town of “Attention Seekers Anonymous.” “Cigarettes After Sex”? More like “Cigarettes After Misery,” right? And “Sabrina Carpenter”? You might as well have thrown in a full-on binge of Disney Channel reruns to really complete the cringe factor. Then there are your most played songs—wow! Congress The Band is actually dethroning everything in your library, making you the most basic fan since someone decided to make a playlist titled "Songs For When You’re Out of Ideas." “Peaceful Easy Feeling” remastered? Can't wait for the sound of your friends' eyes rolling into the back of their heads. With musical finesse like yours, it's no wonder everyone else is out there smashing mad playlists while you take a leisurely stroll through the middle of mediocre. Go ahead, keep pretending you're the quirky “dream pop” enthusiast, but we all know you're really just overcompensating for your lack of dance moves.

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