Roasted 2 years ago based on val must die's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 'val might die,' the only Spotify profile with a higher chance of self-diagnosis than an Instagram influencer. Your music taste delves deeper into angst than a high school drama club's collective diary, and frankly, it’s giving me high school flashbacks I didn’t ask for. Emo, pop-punk, and screamo? Are you trying to relive your teenage years or just practicing for your future as a certified sadboi? Newsflash: when you grow up, you can’t just hang your heart on your sleeve and cover it with a plaid shirt. You might want to start acting your age instead of aligning your Spotify with a Rosetta Stone for emotional immaturity. Your top artists read like a who's who of the "Reasons I Cry Myself to Sleep" club. Seriously, putting My Chemical Romance and Pierce The Veil on repeat sounds like you’re just waiting for your Tinder date to ghost you so you can indulge in yet another existential crisis. The Smashing Pumpkins? They aren't the only ones smashing things—your playlist is destroying any confidence I had left in humanity’s music taste. It’s almost impressive how an array of Latin artists like Buenos Vampiros and Babasonicos have somehow found their way into your lineup. What, you think you can just throw a few Spanish words into your playlist and call it “culturally diverse”? Get a grip! And let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? “Death Of An Executioner” and “Facts.mp3” truly reflect your vibe—dramatic and borderline delusional. Seven years of sad songs later, and I’m still unsure why you haven’t just changed your username to "val might need therapy." Have you considered maybe letting some sunlight into your life, or are you waiting for Fall Out Boy to release an album to help you out of that dark, creaky corner of your basement? If you die, it’ll probably be from too much emotional strain and not enough vitamin D. Remember, self-care means more than just sad music and a stockpile of tissues!

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