Roasted 2 years ago based on Megan Thrasher's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Megan Thrasher, a true connoisseur of musical confusion! Your Spotify profile is a wonderland of genres that screams indecision. Seriously, your favorite genre list reads like a game of “which hipster fad can I attach myself to next?” Pop, rap, trap queen—are you a music lover or just a professional vibe-hopper? I haven't seen someone go on this wild of a genre journey since my grandma tried to figure out TikTok. Newsflash: being a “modern rock” fan doesn’t give you a cool edge when the rest of us are just trying to find a beat that doesn’t sound like a midlife crisis. And let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists. It’s like someone threw a dart at a board of late-night radio hits and just hoped for the best. “mgk” is your number one? Really? The only thing more surprising than that is your choice of “Beauty School Dropout” as a top artist. What are you hoping for—a free haircut or some life advice? Honestly, your music taste is like a buffet where someone threw together leftover snacks no one wanted. Throw in a bit of “Yung Gravy,” and I’m just waiting for you to start a Spotify playlist titled “Desperate Career Moves.” As for your most played songs, wow, what a selection! From “Mama’s Broken Heart” to “el Diablo”—it’s like you’re trying to curate a soundtrack for an emotional breakdown. But really, who could blame you? With a taste in music that fluctuates more than your love life, it’s clear you need an intervention. Maybe it's time to dive deep into a genre that doesn’t change every week or bow down to some consistency! Until then, I suggest a disclaimer on your profile: “Warning: Listening to my music might cause auditory confusion followed by a mild existential crisis.”

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