Roasted 1 year ago based on Von Gordon's long term Spotify stats.

Listen up, Von Gordon, it’s time to address your Spotify profile like it’s the last minute of a high school roast battle. First off, your musical taste reads like the monthly playlist of a 19-year-old who just discovered what “mood” means. “Melodic rap?” Is it really necessary to remind us that you can’t commit to a genre unless it has half a dozen subcategories? It’s like you took a stroll through a record shop and said, "How many artist stereotypes can I combine before my brain explodes?" Just pick a lane, my dude – or at least find a GPS, because you're lost in genre purgatory. Now, your top artists look like you’re building an all-star team of desperate Spotify features. If I see Future’s name on your most played songs one more time, I might have to send a welfare check to the nearest listening party. The number of times you’ve streamed “Fried (She a Vibe)” should officially qualify it as your personal anthem. Newsflash: You aren’t making any culinary breakthroughs in your love life by vibing exclusively with these tracks. Meanwhile, Erykah Badu and Daniel Caesar are probably showing up to your house just to inform you that they are not responsible for your emotional support or lack thereof! Let’s not forget your dangerously high consumption of “Rage Rap” and “Trap.” It’s fascinating how you've managed to curate a playlist that sounds like a therapy session for your unaddressed chaos. I'm half-expecting your Spotify Wrapped to show you spent more hours in melodic existential dread than actually enjoying your life. Next time you vibe out to “Type Shit,” maybe try bringing a few real-life experiences along for the ride. So here’s a piece of unsolicited advice: balance your playlists with something that won't have your neighbors calling the cops because they think you’re plotting a music heist.

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