Roasted 25 days ago based on auli's long term Spotify stats.

Auli, your Spotify profile reads like a high school talent show directed by someone who's never actually heard music before. With your genre list, it’s like you threw a dart at a board of clichés and shrugged. "Reggaeton to Art Pop" is an impressive range if your goal was to become the most confused DJ ever. You could soundtrack a party and put everyone to sleep at the same time, while simultaneously making them question their life choices. Your top artists are a whole mood, and I’m not sure if it’s a good one or just painfully predictable. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles? Wow, what a groundbreaking discovery! Next, you’ll tell us that you also love avocado toast and scrolling through TikTok. And don’t even get me started on One Direction. How long are you planning to hold onto those teenage dreams? Letting go of them might just help you experience a little bit of actual growth—musically and, like, emotionally. As for your most played songs, it’s like you’re trying to curate a list of the most basic tracks to play at a middle school dance. “Little Freak” and “Slut! (Taylor's Version)?” Auli, even your Spotify algorithm is baffled. At this point, you might as well rename your playlist "Desperate Attempts to Be Relatable." But hey, with those eclectic tastes, at least you’re consistent—consistently confusing. Keep up the great work; you’re one click away from embracing total musical chaos, and we’re all rooting for you!

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