Roasted 2 years ago based on oalah's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Puppy Luffy, the human embodiment of a 13-year-old's bedroom wall. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to an emotional anime montage, and I half-expect you to burst into tears while clutching a plushie. Seriously, I didn't realize there was such a thing as "J-Rock" because all I see here is "Just Rock Bottom." The fact that “Japanese Teen Pop” is on the list says you’ve either got a really weird case of arrested development or you're in denial about your age. And let's talk about those top artists. ONE OK ROCK? More like ONE OK CRINGE. It's like you picked your music the same way you pick your outfits: based on how many anime characters you can channel in a single day. Your top songs could easily be the greatest hits from a collective of melodramatic teenagers who’ve never left their parents' basement—each one crying over lost love like they’ve actually experienced a breakup instead of just watching it unfold in the latest season of "My Teen Romantic Comedy." But don't worry, Puppy Luffy! You're clearly the reigning champion of niche music tastes, proving that it's possible to be simultaneously obscure and obnoxious. So keep on streaming your sad, melodious anthems about heartbreak and unresolved feelings—just remember to mute your own singing when you try to serenade your friends with "Cry Baby." They might be entertained, but not quite the way you think... more like they're trying to escape their personal hell.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!