Roasted 8 months ago based on Ellie Morgan's long term Spotify stats.

Ellie Morgan, the proud curator of the ultimate guilty pleasure playlist that sounds like a teenage diary read aloud by a therapy session. Your love for pop music and J-Pop suggests that you may or may not be stuck in a perpetual state of high school. Seriously, with favorites like "jealousy, jealousy" and "love is embarrassing," it's no wonder you're one emotional breakdown away from being featured on a reality show called “Cry Me a River.” And honestly, who needs drama when you have Olivia Rodrigo’s entire discography to soundtrack your daily struggle to come to terms with the fact that you love upbeat tunes but live in an underground emo cave? And your top artists read like a “How to Be a Basic Bit*hing” handbook. Really, Ellie? The only thing more predictable than this lineup is a Netflix rom-com plot twist. One Direction? Britney Spears? You could've aimed for something fresher. I mean, at least mix in a few artists with a modicum of depth instead of clinging to the commercialized bubblegum pop scene. If I had a dollar for every time you blasted “Midnight Rain” during an existential crisis, I could probably buy you a whole new personality. Embracing inner chaos and angsty rock wouldn’t hurt either; let’s raise the stakes here! Most played songs being dominated by Olivia Rodrigo, huh? Newsflash: she can’t hear your sob stories if you keep replaying her tracks on loop! There’s a whole world of music outside those angst-ridden ballads; your Spotify is the equivalent of that one friend who only talks about their ex. It’s time to face the music: your Spotify wrapped looks less like a jam session and more like an extended therapy session that needs a strong intervention. So, let’s broaden those horizons, Ellie, and stop letting your Spotify define you as merely "the girl who cries over pop music." Buckle up and add some spice; your playlist is looking as diverse as a one-flavor ice cream store!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!