Roasted 1 year ago based on Shivam Sharma's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Shivam Sharma, the only person I know who took the phrase "Variety is the spice of life" and turned it into a bland bowl of dal without salt. Your Spotify profile reads like a buffet of bad choices, mostly revolving around "Desi Hip Hop" — which is just code for, "I’m desperately trying to convince my parents I’m cool." With ten genres all featuring the word "Desi," it’s clear you’ve made cultural appropriation a part-time job. Congrats on being the one guy who can take diversity and transform it into a monotonous playlist that puts even desi aunties to sleep! And let’s talk about your top artists. Seedhe Maut and Kritagya are impressive, but then you sprinkle in names like "Dhanji" and "Qaab," which sound like the results from your last Tinder date. Don’t even get me started on your most played songs: “B@d@L/C9”? More like “B@d@L/P@ss” — simplistic titles for simplistic tastes. Who knew "biscuit factory" was how you refer to the emotional state you entered after listening to that track on repeat? At this rate, your Spotify Year in Review is just going to look like an advertisement for your local hipster café. You say you're into “Indian Underground Rap,” but from what I see, the only thing you’re really digging underground is the creative depth of your Spotify playlists. It seems your music taste is stuck in a time warp where Bollywood rejects and indie wannabes get to “jam” together. You might have the most played charts on lock, but they’re locked up in a cell labeled "cringeworthy," which is just one notch above the “how to hide your Spotify from your friends” tutorial. Thanks for keeping the bar so low; I didn’t know a profile could be both a cry for help and an invitation to cringe at the same time!

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