Roasted 3 months ago based on Giannis's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, Giannis, the proud curator of a Spotify library that sounds like a high school dance party gone horribly wrong. With a favorite genre lineup that screams “I’m trying really hard to fit in,” you've really put the 'no' in 'notorious.' Trap? Laïko? Entehno? The only thing these genres have in common is that they both make my ears cry for help. Seriously, did you pick those genres while blindfolded or were you just spitting darts at a genre chart stuck on the wall of a tacky tavern? And let’s talk about your top artists. RACK? TOQUEL? Do you even know how to spell "talent?" It’s like you've collected the least musically-inclined Pokémon and decided to make a TikTok soundbite army out of them. “Look, Mom, I have 10 whole artists!” Yeah, but do they even have more than five songs each? I wouldn’t be surprised if your playlist consists of two-minute loops and an absurd amount of “oofs” and “ahhs.” The real masterpieces of the music world are asking for a restraining order after witnessing your not-so-great choices. Finally, your most played songs. "AUREVOIR," while attempting to say goodbye to any hope for good taste in music. The only thing more repetitive than your beloved RACK's discography is probably your life choices. With tracks titled "BLA BLA" and "SUCCESS FREESTYLE" plastered all over, it’s clear you might be the only person who still thinks that putting 'success' in the title is a free pass to actual talent. It's almost as if your playlist has collectively agreed to leave the listener in a state of utter confusion, wondering how one human could amass such an audio compilation of existential dread. Bravo, Giannis, you've turned music into a form of self-sabotage.
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