Roasted 6 months ago based on t <3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s t <3, the living embodiment of a Pinterest board gone rogue. With a genre list longer than a CVS receipt, you've somehow out-misguided your own music taste. K-Pop? Sure, every track sounds like a sugar rush from a candy store explosion, but at this point, your Spotify likes read more like a sad attempt to impersonate an international music connoisseur. You’ve got so much K and C going on, I half-expect a government official to investigate you for cultural appropriation. And let’s dive into that "Top Artists" list, shall we? It's a wild combination of "I only listen to the hottest acts" and "I am also crying alone in my bedroom." What’s next, a fan club meeting for each of these groups where you all sigh dramatically about your favorite maknae? Face it, your music tastes are battling it out like they’re in a K-Drama plot twist: cringe-worthy, yet you can’t look away. The only time we want to hear "you feel like" is when you finally get around to feeling anything else besides second-hand embarrassment for this roster! But the cherry on top of your musical meltdown is your "Most Played Songs" list. There's a certain charm in playing "Autumn Breeze" on repeat like you're trying to summon existential dread from a 90s teen rom-com. Luke Chiang must thank you for single-handedly keeping his unfamiliar name in the spotlight—congrats, you make him feel like a superstar in the karaoke booth of your angst! Just remember, for every time you listen to "May I Ask," you could've taken a chance on music that doesn’t make listeners roll their eyes. It might just be time to hit shuffle and pray for a miracle, because what you've got going here is basically an audition tape for the world’s most confused DJ.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!