Roasted 5 months ago based on luna's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s luwill, the curator of a playlist that’s one awkward coffee shop conversation away from becoming a hipster meme. Your love for "indie" and "rock" is so profound, I half-expect to find you bearded and tattoed, sipping on artisanal espresso, pondering the existential crisis of a vinyl record. Seriously, how many sub-genres of rock do you need? The list reads like a bingo card that even your parents wouldn’t play at their next dinner party. “What’s next? ‘Acoustic Garage Pop’?” Let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists — it’s a who's who of the “I swear you’ve heard of them” club. David Bowie and Beyoncé stand side by side with… Royel Otis? Did you pull him from a thrift shop bargain bin of Spotify rejects? Fleetwood Mac might be mad at you for including Taylor Swift in the same breath. I can see it now, Swift singing “I Knew You Were Trouble” as the Mac members roll in their graves because you decided to make this musical collage one awkward school project away from failing entirely. And then we get to your most played songs—a collection so eclectic it makes a toddler’s crayon drawing look like a Picasso. “Train in Vain” is a solid choice, but following it up with “Girls” by The Dare? That’s just a slapdash attempt at being mysterious. The only thing these tracks are concerting is the sheer confusion of anyone who might join you on a road trip. At this point, I’m convinced that your playlist is what would happen if a DJ got hit by a truckload of feelings and a very confused music industry. Buckle up, folks — jamming with luwill is like experiencing an emotional roller coaster designed by someone who was clearly never allowed a pet gerbil as a child!

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